Crocodile Logic: for Sharp Kids Hardcover – March 20, 2026

Outsmart the absurd advice of a confident crocodile in this witty collection of short poems.Crock O'Dile, Professor of Messology, presents a series of confidently delivered-but delightfully misguided-lessons about everyday life, from avoiding sleep and sharing to skipping tooth-brushing altogether. Rhyming verses are paired with vibrant, immersive, full-spread illustrations. Each poem stands alone as a self-contained moment of mischief and escalating absurdity that supports conversation, reflection, and shared laughter without requiring prior context.Ideal for ages 6-12, Crocodile Logic fits naturally within children's humorous poetry, family read-aloud, and books for independent readers. The family mayhem scenarios-from screen obsessions to mom working from home-will resonate with parents as much as they entertain children. Its playful opportunities to engage in critical thinking makes this book a distinctive addition to home libraries, school collections, and shelves for readers who appreciate imaginative, humorous poetry. Read more